The Return of the Kiss: Udit Narayan’s kiss gets social media talking and how his kiss angle was analysed with extreme precision! : Bollywood News

The Return of the Kiss: Udit Narayan’s kiss gets social media talking and how his kiss angle was analysed with extreme precision! : Bollywood News
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The Return of the Kiss: Udit Narayan’s kiss gets social media talking and how his kiss angle was analysed with extreme precision! : Bollywood News

Veteran playback singer Udit Narayan is back in the limelight, but this time, it’s not because someone is nostalgically belting out Papa Kehte Hain at a college farewell. No sir, this time, the legendary singer has found himself in a social media storm that can only be described as Tip Tip Barsa Consent – because apparently, it wasn’t pouring that day.

The Return of the Kiss: Udit Narayan’s kiss gets social media talking and how his kiss angle was analysed with extreme precision!

The Return of the Kiss: Udit Narayan’s kiss gets social media talking and how his kiss angle was analysed with extreme precision!

The evergreen singer went viral after a video surfaced of him kissing a female fan on the lips during a live concert. And before you say, “Yeh dil deewana,” hold on – because the fan actually kissed him first, without consent. Now, one might think this is where the issue ends, but no, in a plot twist that even Abbas-Mustan wouldn’t dare to script, Udit ji decided to return the favor with equal enthusiasm.

Social media was soon divided. Some were in disbelief (“Ye ho kya raha hai bhai?”), others were making memes (“Udit Narayan’s version of Give & Take”) and a few were clutching their pearls wondering if this was a moment gone wrong.

Let’s break this down with the precision of an Aashiqui song – because we are dealing with matters of the Dil, Dhadkan, and Legal Frameworks.

On moral grounds, while it’s true that the fan initiated the kiss without consent, since when did we start believing in An Eye for an Eye – or in this case, A Lip for a Lip? As a public figure, Udit ji could’ve played the seasoned celeb card – maybe a friendly chuckle, an awkward handshake, or a legendary “Arrey beta, yeh kya kar diya!” Reciprocity may work well for friendship bands and birthday gifts, but when it comes to physical affection, it’s not an auto-reflex action like playback singing.

Legally, if we were in a courtroom (imagine this is a Bollywood-style Jolly LLB sequel), things could get murky. The fan initiated without consent, which is problematic. But responding in the same manner doesn’t magically make everything fine. If Udit Narayan was questioned, his response might be “Ladka bada anjaana hai”, but unfortunately, ignorance of consent is not a valid legal defense.

From a public figure’s perspective, celebrities have fans who love them – but not in a “let me plant one on you” way. Just because a fan crosses the line, does that mean a celeb can reciprocate? Udit ji had a golden opportunity to set a precedent – to gently step back, smile, and move on. Instead, we got “The Return of the Kiss”.

If there’s one thing the internet loves more than a scandal, it’s turning said scandal into a full-fledged meme carnival. The Udit Narayan kiss saga was no different. The moment the video hit social media, Twitter, Instagram, and even WhatsApp aunties went into overdrive.

Forget serious debates about consent and professionalism – some people decided to analyze this like a physics problem straight out of an IIT JEE question paper.

One particularly passionate gentleman (who clearly missed his calling as a NASA scientist) made an entire reel breaking down the kiss angle like it was a case study in aerodynamics.

“So basically, Udit Narayan was tilted at exactly 45 degrees, while the woman leaned in at an estimated 67 degrees, creating a cosine-tangent kiss trajectory. The lip velocity was maintained at a moderate pace, and the impact point was precisely at the intersection of the midline axis of affection and stardom.”

Excuse me, sir… WHAT??

At this point, the only thing missing is a Netflix documentary called ‘Kiss of the 90s: The Udit Narayan Files’, because the way social media is going, they’ll have forensic experts analyzing the video frame by frame soon.

Udit Narayan may have given us songs that defined romance, but this incident serves as an important reminder: Consent works both ways – whether you’re a fan kissing a celebrity or a celebrity responding in kind. Reciprocating non-consensual actions is NOT the best move. Celebrities are constantly watched, and moments like these can shape public perception in ways that even a greatest hits album cannot fix.

Maybe next time, when a fan oversteps, Udit ji can just smile, nod, and start singing “Dil To Pagal Hai” instead of letting things escalate. Because in 2024, even “Pehla Pehla Pyaar Hai” needs consent.

Also Read: Udit Narayan on the kissing controversy, “I am not at all embarrassed or ashamed”

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